Showing posts with label serialized novel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label serialized novel. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Free Book--Brandi Whyne 1: Captured by Space Pirates

I know how much people like free books, so check this one out... Brandi Whyne Chapter 1 is now absolutely FREE!

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures--Chapter 1: Captured by Space Pirates!
 
In Captured by Space Pirates! we meet our heroine, the strong-willed, hot-blooded Brandi Whyne. Brandi is a comely lass orphaned at a young age. Now twenty-two and working as a barmaid in hellhole spaceport, Brandi finds her virginity threatened. That is, until a tall, mysterious stranger waltzes into the bar and rescues her. To Brandi’s delight her rescuer turns out to be none other than the wickedly handsome Robin Manhood, wanted space pirate and captain of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip. Brandi decides to join Robin’s crew of sexual deviants and freedom fighters in their quest to provide the galaxy with an endless supply of cheap adult toys and even cheaper laughter.

Here's the link to download it:

http://www.extasybooks.com/captured-by-space-pirates/?search=celine%20chatillon&sub_category=1

Enjoy! (And let me know what you think. Please leave a comment here or better yet, at Amazon or Goodreads. Thank you.)

Wednesday, December 02, 2015

My Sexy Saturday: Brandi Strikes Back excerpt

This is it... The tenth and final chapter in the saga of Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures. It doesn't get any sexier than this!

And it fits in perfectly with this week's My Sexy Saturday blog hop theme--A Sexy Galaxy. After all, Brandi is a young woman who's slept with half the galaxy--and is working on hooking up with the other half--so she really is an expert in the field of science fiction erotic-romance. (With a touch of humor,  no less.)  :-)


  Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 10 -- 
Brandi Strikes Back

 http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/

As Chapter 10 opens, Brandi must find a way to disable her android replicas on Old Terra to prevent the interdimensional bandits from invading the universe. But the Pulsating Purple Parsnip is temporarily grounded. What can they do? Hijacking a spaceship and commanding her own crew of androids, Brandi strikes back the only way she knows how, using her wits and sexuality. Will Brandi and Robin survive the battle to discover their own happily ever after?



An excerpt from Chapter 10 – Brandi Strikes Back (Adults only!)



“Harder—I can take it in this form.” A Robin slipped his erection between my android’s lips and I—my replica, that is—began to suck greedily. “Hmm, chocolate-mint flavored cum?”


“It’s what a large majority of females indicated in a survey was their favorite flavor, so why not?” Juanito seemed to have withdrawn his consciousness from his ass-fucking friend and moved over to the Robin receiving my tongue’s attention to his dick. “Now that’s what I call a blow job. Oo, oo! I don’t want to come too soon. Let me switch again.”


Before I knew it, I felt my duplicate lifted and shifted into a new position to accommodate a Robin replica’s member in my cunt. I eagerly impaled my replica’s pussy upon the waiting cock and wasn’t disappointed. With all my duplicate’s holes fully lubricated and occupied, I was enjoying myself immensely.

“Keep up the good work, boys,” I mumbled between licks of the luscious dick dangling in front of my android’s face. The ass and cunt fuckers kept up a steady and powerful rhythm, spiraling their strokes hard against my clit. I teetered on the edge of a monstrous orgasm. Then I felt my real-world partner moving his hands from cupping my buttocks to finagling with his headset, and it distracted me.

I frowned. “Whatever are you doing?”

“Something I haven’t tried before—I’m going to take in the feed from three replicas simultaneously. Get ready for a wild ride, Brandi Whyne!”

I knew what was going to happen next. After all, Juanito only wanted a quickie, but I was determined to enjoy my full share of pleasure. I rocked my hips hard against the cocks thrusting into me and tightened my pelvic muscles. I pulled the dick between my lips deeper still into my—her—throat and activated a sub-routine called the vacuum that popped up in front of my android’s viewing area. Juanito squealed and pressed my ass harder against the spaceship landing gear.

“Here we come all at once!” Juanito cried.

The taste of chocolate-mint filled my mouth—gallons of it, or so it seemed. I felt the prince’s puny pecker stiffen and shake within me as my android enjoyed the no-so-tender ministrations of the three Robins’ cocks’ intense vibrations. Their pussy and ass pounding triggered a series of mind-expanding climaxes that built and waned and built and waned, going on for what felt like forever. With one last hard thrust to my cunt and a tonsil-tickling kiss of thanks from one of my satisfied customers, I collapsed to the ground and the world went dark.

Brandi Strikes Back is now available at eXtasy Books: http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/

Chapters 1 - 9 are available at eXtasy Books, AR ebooks, and wherever fine ebooks are sold:


Enjoy your Sexy Saturday!


 

Saturday, June 20, 2015

My Sexy Best from Brandi Courts Disaster!

This week’s theme of My Sexy Saturday is Our Sexy Best. The second line from Tina Turner's song The Best really carries this theme: Better than all the rest. This line is what this theme is all about.


This theme has no genre, no rules except that the characters know their other half is better than all the rest. They may have had lovers before but nothing compares to the lover they are with now. 

I thought I'd demonstrate this "Better than all the rest" theme with a short excerpt from a work-in-progress. Currently I'm finishing up the "last three chapters" (chapters 8 - 10)  in the continuing saga of Brandi Whyne. Brandi has been through a lot (and slept with her fair share of sex partners) as a junior pilot/ship's disciplinarian aboard the space pirate vessel, the Pulsating Purple Parsnip, but if there's one lover she absolutely adores above all others it's her captain, Robin Manhood.

 Here's the general synopsis of the serial:

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!


You can find purchase links to the first seven chapters in The Incredibly Erotic Adventures of Brandi Whyne  at eXtasy Books: http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne 
You can read excerpts from the serial at Brandi's own blog site: 
http://brandi-whyne.blogspot.com


The synopsis of my work-in-progress, Chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster:

In Chapter 8, the space pirates long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little demonstration and another great orgy later, the Triple P arrives at Old Terra and comes under attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing, and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?

An excerpt from chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster, in which Brandi--acting as ship's disciplinarian--attempts to teach their less-than-truthful second in commander a lesson with a little help from her lover, Captain Robin Manhood, at an orgy :



“Please disrobe, Captain. You will help me illustrate the importance of truthfulness to Commander Dickinson.”

“As you wish.” Robin chuckled as he shimmied out of his trousers. His dark eyes flashed wickedly, revealing his enormous erection. “How may I help you, Counselor Brandi?”

Goddess above! Did I ever love my lover’s cock! Sure, I had had the pleasure of being fucked by the vast majority of the crew and others sentient beings since I became Robin Manhood’s junior pilot, but no thing or no body could compare to the dashing site of masculinity that greeted me with his saluting penis at that moment. I realized that I was the luckiest girl in the galaxy to have such a handsome and open-minded lover.

“Sit down in the chair.” I wiggled my hips suggestively as I approached him, straddling and impaling myself on his cum-glistened cock. I began to gently rock back and forth, tossing back my hair and purring, “Hmm, yes, that’s it. Fondle my ass and suck my nipples the way I like.”

Robin chuckled and quickly obeyed. “Yes, ma’am!”

I squealed with delight. The room definitely was heating up. My vocalizations joined the in the chorus of moans and sighs as the discipline session became an all-out orgy. Everyone seemed to be enjoying himself or herself or itself except for Scarlet Willie. He sat back on his haunches and began to whine. “Oh, I’m all alone at an orgy, I’m handcuffed, and yet everybody is ignoring me!”
I slowly corkscrewed my hips around Robin’s cock, savoring the pleasurable sensations deep in my cunt. “You have only yourself to blame, Willie,” I said at last taking pity on his dilemma. “If you’d been honest with us all along about your royal connections, we commoners wouldn’t be so ticked off at you.”


Chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster will be released August 15, 2015, from eXtasy Books. http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne
Chapters 9 and 10 should follow in September and October.

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Enjoy My Sexy Saturday!





 

Monday, May 18, 2015

She's coming--again (and again!)

This blog has been hijacked by a space pirate. And now a word from Ms. Brandi Whyne:



Heads up, darlings... I've whipped my ghost writer Celine into shape and told her to get back to work on my memoirs. Two more chapters are currently in the works. Tentative release date of the first title is August 15, 2015 from eXtasy Books.

Chapter 8 is entitled Brandi Courts Disaster and takes place on Old Terra in the court of King Ricardo the Party Pooper. That doesn't mean Brandi and the gang of space pirates won't have fun, because we all know that Brandi can have fun no matter what the circumstances (or who she has to go to bed with). ;)

Chapter 9 is called To Lay the Dirty Queen and that's sort of what happens...along with a few other things. Brandi will start putting two-and-two together and come up with group sex--or at least answers to some of the questions she and Robin Manhood have been searching for throughout the sexually repressed galaxy.

If you need to catch up with all the sci-fi/fantasy/comedic erotic-romantic action so far, check out chapters 1 - 7 at eXtasy Books. They've been having some very good sales on ebooks lately, so buy now and buy in bulk. You know I appreciate it. ;)

Here's the link to the entire series/serial so far:
http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne

Until later, be good--or at least be nice to your lovers!
Brandi 
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