Showing posts with label sci-fi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sci-fi. Show all posts

Saturday, November 07, 2015

My Sexy Saturday: An Excerpt from Brandi Whyne Ch. 9

Welcome to this week's My Sexy Saturday blog hop! This week's theme is "While You Were Sexy". Well, Brandi is always sexy, no matter what sort of situation she finds herself in and with whomever she is with at the time--male, female, human or android...



Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures:  Chapter 9--To Lay the Dirty Queen

As Chapter 9 opens, Brandi finds herself at the hands of dirty Queen Broomhilda and a dozen horny ladies-in-waiting. After a bit of fun, she escapes and discovers renegade Prince Juanito has been creating android replicas of King Ricardo’s court. Will these mechanoid sex workers overthrow the monarch, or do they play only a small part in a much grander scheme devised by Robin’s evil ex, Marian? Can Brandi defeat an army of her own android clones?

To Lay the Dirty Queen is available from eXtasy Books, Amazon, All Romance ebooks, and wherever fine ebooks are sold. 


Brandi has infiltrated the dirty queen's bath in this excerpt from Chapter 9 – To Lay the Dirty Queen:


 “Allow me to help you.” My curvy wanton picked up a wash mitt and poured a drop of bath gel onto it, then leaned over the side and began soaping my breasts in slow, circular motions, inwardly spiraling toward my pert nipples. “It’s the least I can do for all the fun you showed us this evening.”

I sighed. “Thanks. You girls don’t have a good time every night?”

She made a sad pout. “Most nights, no. The queen kicks us out of her bedchamber whenever she has company. Our personal quarters are rather small, so we can’t get up to much activity.”

These women weren’t flesh and blood, so why did they even need private quarters? Couldn’t they just all line up in a closet and switch off when they weren’t needed? An odd notion occurred to me. I sensed that my sexy hostesses didn’t realize they were synthetic creations. Did they not know they were androids?

“I’m so sorry to hear you all don’t have much time for fun.” My sympathy was genuine, and my curiosity goaded me to keep questioning her. “What is your name, my dear? Where are you from?”

Her expression instantly lit up. “I’m Chelsie. I’m originally from a small town two hours south of the capital by the bullet train.” She plunged the mink-like mitt between my thighs and gave it a swirl about my clitoris. I jumped up and squealed, then gave her a quick peck on the cheek for her cheekiness. She giggled. “I like you, Brandi.”

“I like you, too, Chelsie. You seem an honest, sensible, young lady.” And one that didn’t seem to know that she wasn’t human. Or was it an act? I was about to question her some more when we were interrupted by my cinnamon-skinned lover who had been observing us from across the way for some time.

“Sensible isn’t the word I’d use to describe Miss Chelsie,” the exotic beauty murmured. She struck a daring pose, hands on slender hips, her naked pelvis thrust forward revealing her shaven pussy, her rosy-brown nipples pointing straight ahead, mesmerizing me.

I took a deep breath to calm my over-stimulated nerves, currently being stimulated nicely by Chelsie’s digits. “Ooo, if she’s not sensible, how would you describe Chelsie, then?”   

“I’d describe Chelsie as curious and ready to shag at a moment’s notice.” Cinnamon strode toward the tub and shook her head. “Oh, no, no, no. You can’t get her cleaned properly that way. Let’s get Brandi into the shower booth. You take one side. I’ll take the other.”

Chelsie giggled. “Oh, yes, please.”

Sometimes I don’t know what gets into me—well, that’s not exactly true. Huge strap-ons and men’s cocks get into me frequently, but sometimes girls just want to have fun…with each other in a shower. 

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures:  Chapter 9--To Lay the Dirty Queen is now available from eXtasy Books and wherever fine ebooks are sold.





Have a Great My Sexy Saturday!

Sunday, November 01, 2015

Now available--Brandi Chapter 9: To Lay the Dirty Queen!


 Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly 
Erotic Adventures:  Chapter 9
--To Lay the Dirty Queen

As Chapter 9 opens, Brandi finds herself at the hands of dirty Queen Broomhilda and a dozen horny ladies-in-waiting. After a bit of fun, she escapes and discovers renegade Prince Juanito has been creating android replicas of King Ricardo’s court. Will these mechanoid sex workers overthrow the monarch, or do they play only a small part in a much grander scheme devised by Robin’s evil ex, Marian? Can Brandi defeat an army of her own android clones?

To Lay the Dirty Queen is available from eXtasy Books, Amazon, All Romance ebooks, and wherever fine ebooks are sold.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Happy 100th My Sexy Saturday!

Woo-hoo! It's been 100 weeks of  the My Sexy Saturday blog hop. This anniversary week's theme is "We're Sexy Hot!"

What does that mean? It means we can publish excerpts on whatever we feel is "hot". We can post an excerpt from a work-in-progress or one of our published works. I'm currently  wrapping up my Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures serial, so I thought I'd post some fun and sexy paragraphs from the last chapter that I'm still working on, Chapter 10--Brandi Strikes Back! (Chapter 8--Brandi Courts Disaster will be released August 15, 2015 from eXtasy Books. Chapter 9--To Lay the Dirty Queen should release in September, and Chapter 10 in October. That's the plan.)


 Here's the overall series synopsis:

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!


You can find purchase links to the first seven chapters of Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures at eXtasy Books: http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne 
   

You can read excerpts from the serial at Brandi's own blog site:  http://brandi-whyne.blogspot.com 

Here's an excerpt from my work-in-progress, Brandi Strikes Back!

Scene set up: Brandi tries to convince the horny Prince Juanito that she has to stop an invasion by her android replicas that he created.


"Saving this world—this universe—is more important than you getting laid again.” I softened my tone when I saw how hurt he looked at my rebuff. I squeezed his hand and gave him a peck on the cheek. “All right, we can enjoy quickie after I get back from saving everyone’s bacon. Deal?”

“Deal.” He returned my friendly buss with another tonsil-tickling, body-tingling episode and then let me go. “Wanna know what’s the third thing you can’t do on your list?”

“My list?” I shook my head to clear it.  “Oh, I thought you’d shot down everything on it already.”

“No, the last thing you wanted to accomplish was to clear your name and reputation in front of the media. It’s never going to happen, Brandi Whyne, and you of all people should realize that it’s impossible.”

“Why is that?”

 “Because I’ve been vidtaping us getting it on for sale on my adults-only web site… I’m going to be a zillionaire in a few hours!” His maniacal laughter sent chills up my spine. “You have a first rate naughty reputation throughout the galaxy, and there’s nothing that’s ever going to change it.”

I shrugged. “True. Just as long as everyone thinks I’m your garden variety, sex-crazed nymphomaniac and not a heartless kidnapper I can live with it.” I winked and blew him a kiss as I backed out the door. “A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do sometimes.”

Read more of Brandi's Erotic Adventures at eXtasy Books today! 

Have a great 100th My Sexy Saturday blog hop!
 








Monday, May 18, 2015

She's coming--again (and again!)

This blog has been hijacked by a space pirate. And now a word from Ms. Brandi Whyne:



Heads up, darlings... I've whipped my ghost writer Celine into shape and told her to get back to work on my memoirs. Two more chapters are currently in the works. Tentative release date of the first title is August 15, 2015 from eXtasy Books.

Chapter 8 is entitled Brandi Courts Disaster and takes place on Old Terra in the court of King Ricardo the Party Pooper. That doesn't mean Brandi and the gang of space pirates won't have fun, because we all know that Brandi can have fun no matter what the circumstances (or who she has to go to bed with). ;)

Chapter 9 is called To Lay the Dirty Queen and that's sort of what happens...along with a few other things. Brandi will start putting two-and-two together and come up with group sex--or at least answers to some of the questions she and Robin Manhood have been searching for throughout the sexually repressed galaxy.

If you need to catch up with all the sci-fi/fantasy/comedic erotic-romantic action so far, check out chapters 1 - 7 at eXtasy Books. They've been having some very good sales on ebooks lately, so buy now and buy in bulk. You know I appreciate it. ;)

Here's the link to the entire series/serial so far:
http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne

Until later, be good--or at least be nice to your lovers!
Brandi 
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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Not Quite an "Iron Author" (Flash Fiction from DetCon1)

We're home from the NASFic, aka DetCon1, and still trying to mentally and physically recoup. My husband AJ Matthews took some great photos and put them up on Facebook for all to see. (Click here to see his photos. And, no, this blog has not been copyedited. I'm tired. So there!)

We had a lot of fun in Detroit, met some nice folk, and got a couple invites to area conventions to talk about writing, publishing, whatever. AJ sold two of his world famous bookends in the art show, so all-in-all, not a bad showing.

I thought I'd share a bit of the flash fiction I wrote in the "Iron Author Detroit" contest I participated in Sunday morning. (Yes, it was early on the last day of the con--not the best timing for a contest.) The winner was the fabulous author Lucy A. Snyder, so I don't feel too bad for losing to her at all. However, I do wonder about the sanity of the audience members who came up with the "prompts" we used to write a short story in five minutes. My example below will show you why I have some reservations on their mental stability, as these three words actually made sense or at least more sense than the last three sets of prompts. Enjoy! ;)

Prompts: a Watermelon, a Triceratops, and a Lost Shoe (the secret ingredient)


"Wherever could it be?"

Lilah looked at the trail behind her. No shoe. It must have fallen off after she had forded the stream, after she had eaten some of the delicious wild watermelon, but she was pretty sure she was still wearing it when she scrambled over the sharp rocks near the waterfalls.

"I knew this was a mistake. I knew I should have never listen to Marc (the panel MC). This is beautiful country, but really... What's so special about it?"

She sighed and plopped down on a boulder. That hiking shoe had cost hundreds. She'd never be able to afford another pair anytime soon.

"Why did I believe, Marc?"

Then she heard the sound far-off... Oh, my God! A triceratops was grazing in the meadow below where she sat.

"The Lost World!" she cried. This is why Marc had told her to come here.

I was writing with pen on legal paper since I didn't bring a laptop. I'm not sure the story would have been much longer or better written using a keyboard, but I certainly could have read it with less problems. Deciphering my horrible handwriting a day later is a challenge and a half! 

Feel free to leave a comment below, especially if we met at DetCon1, and feel free to like me on Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, etc., at the links on the right side of the page. It was great getting to know you, but now I need to catch up on my sleep. Zzzzz... :)


Sunday, July 13, 2014

See you at DetCon1









We'll be seeing you at DetCon1 in Detroit this weekend. It should be a lot of fun and draw a lot of folks, as it's this years N.American Sci-Fi con (since World Con is in London). I'm on two hard science panels (really!) and one editing panel and taking the "Iron Author" challenge. I've never attempted to write flash fiction under pressure in  front of a live audience before, so this should be quite... different! ;)

Be sure to say hello if you see us! (I'll be wearing a badge with my "mundane" name of Cindy A. Matthews. When I call myself "Celine" and say I write erotic-romantic fiction, I tend to scare off some SF fans. I don't know why--I won't bite them... Not unless they ask nicely.) ;)

 

Now available at All Romance eBooks, my latest in the Kindred Vampires series:

The Vampire Next Door

By: Celine Chatillon | Other books by Celine Chatillon
Published By: eXtasy Books
ISBN # 9781771118644
Word Count: 52832

Available in: Adobe Acrobat, Palm DOC/iSolo, Microsoft Reader, Hiebook, HTML, Mobipocket (.prc), Mobipocket (.mobi), Rocket, Epub
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Friday, November 15, 2013

Blood in Berlin--now available from eXtasy Books

Now available from eXtasy Books!




Blood in Berlin

By Celine Chatillon
Book 3 in the Kindred series

http://www.extasybooks.com/blood-in-berlin/



    In 1938 London, the vampire Edwin Carstairs attracts the attention of British Military Intelligence. A Nazi scientist known as Madame V is creating super-vampire-soldiers in Berlin and must be stopped. Edwin accepts the mission, hoping to prevent another devastating world war. But what will he and his team do when Edwin’s lost love Ophelia Jones is discovered taking an eager part in experiments that risk the very survival of human and vampire-kind alike?

An excerpt from Blood in Berlin:


As they entered the hall where the orgyists had gathered, Edwin quickly scanned for signs of Ophelia. Through the heat of the television lights positioned high above the fray and among the active bodies, white and sweaty against a back-drop of black and red satin pillows and low sofas, he saw her standing to one side. She turned around slowly and their eyes locked. The whole world seemed to narrow to just the two of them.


Ophelia! It's been so long since I last held you!

Her smile hadn't changed. It still held that saucy impishness, that knowing smirk. Her dark eyes glimmered as they caught the golden glow of a candelabra, hinting at a promise of untold pleasures to come. Her black hair hung loose to her narrow waist, just tickling the top of the crack of her luscious, round ass. Her black leather corset pushed her ample breasts up, exposing the rosy points of her erect nipples. How delicious they would taste as his tongue encircled them! 
 
Did she still wear the same cologne, her favorite scent of lily-of-the-valley? Was her pussy hot and moist and tight and ready for him to fill it? Edwin sighed and licked his lips. He hadn't realized how much he had missed Ophelia until that moment.

I'll be with you soon, my first true love!

I see that Miss Jones has had her usual effect on the male of the species.” Veronique unbuttoned her lab coat, pulled her cashmere sweater over her head, and tossed it aside, exposing her firm tits to view. “Hmm, it appears Dietrich and Klaus are up for play already.”

Edwin noticed his comrades had divested themselves of their clothing and were indeed highly aroused. He began to loosen his collar and belt.

 “I'll catch up with you in a moment. Feel free to start in on the fun, boys.”