My Sexy Saturday: An Excerpt from Brandi Whyne Ch. 9

Welcome to this week's My Sexy Saturday blog hop! This week's theme is "While You Were Sexy". Well, Brandi is always sexy, no matter what sort of situation she finds herself in and with whomever she is with at the time--male, female, human or android...

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures:  Chapter 9--To Lay the Dirty Queen

As Chapter 9 opens, Brandi finds herself at the hands of dirty Queen Broomhilda and a dozen horny ladies-in-waiting. After a bit of fun, she escapes and discovers renegade Prince Juanito has been creating android replicas of King Ricardo’s court. Will these mechanoid sex workers overthrow the monarch, or do they play only a small part in a much grander scheme devised by Robin’s evil ex, Marian? Can Brandi defeat an army of her own android clones?

To Lay the Dirty Queen is available from eXtasy Books, Amazon, All Romance ebooks, and wherever fine ebooks are sold. 

Brandi has infiltrated the dirty queen's bath in this excerpt from Chapter 9 – To Lay the Dirty Queen:

 “Allow me to help you.” My curvy wanton picked up a wash mitt and poured a drop of bath gel onto it, then leaned over the side and began soaping my breasts in slow, circular motions, inwardly spiraling toward my pert nipples. “It’s the least I can do for all the fun you showed us this evening.”

I sighed. “Thanks. You girls don’t have a good time every night?”

She made a sad pout. “Most nights, no. The queen kicks us out of her bedchamber whenever she has company. Our personal quarters are rather small, so we can’t get up to much activity.”

These women weren’t flesh and blood, so why did they even need private quarters? Couldn’t they just all line up in a closet and switch off when they weren’t needed? An odd notion occurred to me. I sensed that my sexy hostesses didn’t realize they were synthetic creations. Did they not know they were androids?

“I’m so sorry to hear you all don’t have much time for fun.” My sympathy was genuine, and my curiosity goaded me to keep questioning her. “What is your name, my dear? Where are you from?”

Her expression instantly lit up. “I’m Chelsie. I’m originally from a small town two hours south of the capital by the bullet train.” She plunged the mink-like mitt between my thighs and gave it a swirl about my clitoris. I jumped up and squealed, then gave her a quick peck on the cheek for her cheekiness. She giggled. “I like you, Brandi.”

“I like you, too, Chelsie. You seem an honest, sensible, young lady.” And one that didn’t seem to know that she wasn’t human. Or was it an act? I was about to question her some more when we were interrupted by my cinnamon-skinned lover who had been observing us from across the way for some time.

“Sensible isn’t the word I’d use to describe Miss Chelsie,” the exotic beauty murmured. She struck a daring pose, hands on slender hips, her naked pelvis thrust forward revealing her shaven pussy, her rosy-brown nipples pointing straight ahead, mesmerizing me.

I took a deep breath to calm my over-stimulated nerves, currently being stimulated nicely by Chelsie’s digits. “Ooo, if she’s not sensible, how would you describe Chelsie, then?”   

“I’d describe Chelsie as curious and ready to shag at a moment’s notice.” Cinnamon strode toward the tub and shook her head. “Oh, no, no, no. You can’t get her cleaned properly that way. Let’s get Brandi into the shower booth. You take one side. I’ll take the other.”

Chelsie giggled. “Oh, yes, please.”

Sometimes I don’t know what gets into me—well, that’s not exactly true. Huge strap-ons and men’s cocks get into me frequently, but sometimes girls just want to have fun…with each other in a shower. 

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures:  Chapter 9--To Lay the Dirty Queen is now available from eXtasy Books and wherever fine ebooks are sold.

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My Sexy Saturday's Anniversary Bash!

Welcome to the My Sexy Saturday's Anniversary Bash weekend!

Where else can you easily find excerpts to some of the sexiest writing on the Internet than on the weekly My Sexy Saturday blog hop? So, come on in, relax and enjoy the excerpts.

Clan Drakul: The Kindred Vampires

By Celine Chatillon

available in print from eXtasy Books at Amazon

 

Two tall, dark and handsome vampires looking for someone to share eternity with—while dealing with a maniacal vampire hunter—provides the focus for Clan Drakul.  

In The Vampire Next Door, Val Drakul thinks the sexy girl upstairs could fulfill his every fantasy, but will Melynda’s career plans take a backseat to things that go bump in the night? When a deadly foe ensnares Mel in his plot to rid the world of the Kindred Vampire race, can Val save the mortal woman he loves without transforming her into the lonely being he’s become?

Kinsman Vlad Drakul has found the love of his existence in the beautiful businesswoman Sofia, but is the sex-loving vixen all she appears to be? Leo Van Helsing cherishes his family’s calling a bit too much. He’ll see the bloodsuckers dead, and he’s not above using others to obtain his goals—even if it kills them. One fatal night in Istanbul will change Vlad’s afterlife forever. Can Vlad abide a Blood Betrayal?

Now, take a bite from my novella, Blood Betrayal:

Sofia frowned and pulled the sheets up to cover her voluptuous curves. The thin covering didn’t stop Vlad from wanting to take her then and there, the old-fashioned way, the way God and nature intended lovers to be. Fortunately, Sofia was a very modern woman and enjoyed experimentation.

“I can’t say when I’ll be back—it’s not up to me. My bosses say they want
to reward me for my excellent sales record. That could mean they’ll take me
out of the Eastern European division and position me somewhere else where I can improve the company’s sales record.” She gently caressed his cheek, then wound her fingers through his shoulder-length black hair. “I don’t want to go. I must go. I hope you understand.”

“I understand.”

The words came easily to him, but the emotions behind them did not. He wanted her to stay. For the first time in a millennium Vladimir Drakul felt close to a woman—to this woman. He felt more than just the hunger to satisfy his physical needs and . . . nutritional requirements. His brain had been engaged by Sofia’s sophistication and depth of knowledge, his heart engaged by her unselfish giving and receiving in matters of love. Yes, even loners like the Kindred desired intimacy with others at times. The object of affection did not have to be of their kind—in fact sometimes it was better when it came to expressing their sexuality fully. Many of his kind had simply forgotten they possessed genitalia and the soul-stirring sensations that could be engendered there. Vlad was glad he was not one of them.

“We’ll still have this weekend together, won’t we?” he said, raising an eyebrow.

She looked him straight in the eyes, slowly lowering the sheet to reveal her glorious form to him. “Yes, we do. Let’s make the most of it, shall we?”

Spreading her legs wide, she once more welcomed his jutting cock. No pretense, no playing shy or hard-to-get, Sofia Martinelli enjoyed a good, hard fuck as she called it.

Read more of Blood Betrayal  in Clan Drakul, now available in trade paperback at Amazon.

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Happy 100th My Sexy Saturday!

Woo-hoo! It's been 100 weeks of  the My Sexy Saturday blog hop. This anniversary week's theme is "We're Sexy Hot!"

What does that mean? It means we can publish excerpts on whatever we feel is "hot". We can post an excerpt from a work-in-progress or one of our published works. I'm currently  wrapping up my Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures serial, so I thought I'd post some fun and sexy paragraphs from the last chapter that I'm still working on, Chapter 10--Brandi Strikes Back! (Chapter 8--Brandi Courts Disaster will be released August 15, 2015 from eXtasy Books. Chapter 9--To Lay the Dirty Queen should release in September, and Chapter 10 in October. That's the plan.)

 Here's the overall series synopsis:

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!


You can find purchase links to the first seven chapters of Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures at eXtasy Books: http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne 
   

You can read excerpts from the serial at Brandi's own blog site:  http://brandi-whyne.blogspot.com 

Here's an excerpt from my work-in-progress, Brandi Strikes Back!

Scene set up: Brandi tries to convince the horny Prince Juanito that she has to stop an invasion by her android replicas that he created.

"Saving this world—this universe—is more important than you getting laid again.” I softened my tone when I saw how hurt he looked at my rebuff. I squeezed his hand and gave him a peck on the cheek. “All right, we can enjoy quickie after I get back from saving everyone’s bacon. Deal?”

“Deal.” He returned my friendly buss with another tonsil-tickling, body-tingling episode and then let me go. “Wanna know what’s the third thing you can’t do on your list?”

“My list?” I shook my head to clear it.  “Oh, I thought you’d shot down everything on it already.”

“No, the last thing you wanted to accomplish was to clear your name and reputation in front of the media. It’s never going to happen, Brandi Whyne, and you of all people should realize that it’s impossible.”

“Why is that?”

 “Because I’ve been vidtaping us getting it on for sale on my adults-only web site… I’m going to be a zillionaire in a few hours!” His maniacal laughter sent chills up my spine. “You have a first rate naughty reputation throughout the galaxy, and there’s nothing that’s ever going to change it.”

I shrugged. “True. Just as long as everyone thinks I’m your garden variety, sex-crazed nymphomaniac and not a heartless kidnapper I can live with it.” I winked and blew him a kiss as I backed out the door. “A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do sometimes.”

Read more of Brandi's Erotic Adventures at eXtasy Books today! 

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My Sexy Best from Brandi Courts Disaster!

This week’s theme of My Sexy Saturday is Our Sexy Best. The second line from Tina Turner's song The Best really carries this theme: Better than all the rest. This line is what this theme is all about.

This theme has no genre, no rules except that the characters know their other half is better than all the rest. They may have had lovers before but nothing compares to the lover they are with now. 

I thought I'd demonstrate this "Better than all the rest" theme with a short excerpt from a work-in-progress. Currently I'm finishing up the "last three chapters" (chapters 8 - 10)  in the continuing saga of Brandi Whyne. Brandi has been through a lot (and slept with her fair share of sex partners) as a junior pilot/ship's disciplinarian aboard the space pirate vessel, the Pulsating Purple Parsnip, but if there's one lover she absolutely adores above all others it's her captain, Robin Manhood.

 Here's the general synopsis of the serial:

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!


You can find purchase links to the first seven chapters in The Incredibly Erotic Adventures of Brandi Whyne  at eXtasy Books: http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne 
You can read excerpts from the serial at Brandi's own blog site: 
http://brandi-whyne.blogspot.com


The synopsis of my work-in-progress, Chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster:

In Chapter 8, the space pirates long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little demonstration and another great orgy later, the Triple P arrives at Old Terra and comes under attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing, and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?

An excerpt from chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster, in which Brandi--acting as ship's disciplinarian--attempts to teach their less-than-truthful second in commander a lesson with a little help from her lover, Captain Robin Manhood, at an orgy :

“Please disrobe, Captain. You will help me illustrate the importance of truthfulness to Commander Dickinson.”

“As you wish.” Robin chuckled as he shimmied out of his trousers. His dark eyes flashed wickedly, revealing his enormous erection. “How may I help you, Counselor Brandi?”

Goddess above! Did I ever love my lover’s cock! Sure, I had had the pleasure of being fucked by the vast majority of the crew and others sentient beings since I became Robin Manhood’s junior pilot, but no thing or no body could compare to the dashing site of masculinity that greeted me with his saluting penis at that moment. I realized that I was the luckiest girl in the galaxy to have such a handsome and open-minded lover.

“Sit down in the chair.” I wiggled my hips suggestively as I approached him, straddling and impaling myself on his cum-glistened cock. I began to gently rock back and forth, tossing back my hair and purring, “Hmm, yes, that’s it. Fondle my ass and suck my nipples the way I like.”

Robin chuckled and quickly obeyed. “Yes, ma’am!”

I squealed with delight. The room definitely was heating up. My vocalizations joined the in the chorus of moans and sighs as the discipline session became an all-out orgy. Everyone seemed to be enjoying himself or herself or itself except for Scarlet Willie. He sat back on his haunches and began to whine. “Oh, I’m all alone at an orgy, I’m handcuffed, and yet everybody is ignoring me!”

I slowly corkscrewed my hips around Robin’s cock, savoring the pleasurable sensations deep in my cunt. “You have only yourself to blame, Willie,” I said at last taking pity on his dilemma. “If you’d been honest with us all along about your royal connections, we commoners wouldn’t be so ticked off at you.”

Chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster will be released August 15, 2015, from eXtasy Books. http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne
Chapters 9 and 10 should follow in September and October.

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