Saturday, June 20, 2015

My Sexy Best from Brandi Courts Disaster!

This week’s theme of My Sexy Saturday is Our Sexy Best. The second line from Tina Turner's song The Best really carries this theme: Better than all the rest. This line is what this theme is all about.

This theme has no genre, no rules except that the characters know their other half is better than all the rest. They may have had lovers before but nothing compares to the lover they are with now. 

I thought I'd demonstrate this "Better than all the rest" theme with a short excerpt from a work-in-progress. Currently I'm finishing up the "last three chapters" (chapters 8 - 10)  in the continuing saga of Brandi Whyne. Brandi has been through a lot (and slept with her fair share of sex partners) as a junior pilot/ship's disciplinarian aboard the space pirate vessel, the Pulsating Purple Parsnip, but if there's one lover she absolutely adores above all others it's her captain, Robin Manhood.

 Here's the general synopsis of the serial:

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

You can find purchase links to the first seven chapters in The Incredibly Erotic Adventures of Brandi Whyne  at eXtasy Books: 
You can read excerpts from the serial at Brandi's own blog site:

The synopsis of my work-in-progress, Chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster:

In Chapter 8, the space pirates long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little demonstration and another great orgy later, the Triple P arrives at Old Terra and comes under attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing, and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?

An excerpt from chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster, in which Brandi--acting as ship's disciplinarian--attempts to teach their less-than-truthful second in commander a lesson with a little help from her lover, Captain Robin Manhood, at an orgy :

“Please disrobe, Captain. You will help me illustrate the importance of truthfulness to Commander Dickinson.”

“As you wish.” Robin chuckled as he shimmied out of his trousers. His dark eyes flashed wickedly, revealing his enormous erection. “How may I help you, Counselor Brandi?”

Goddess above! Did I ever love my lover’s cock! Sure, I had had the pleasure of being fucked by the vast majority of the crew and others sentient beings since I became Robin Manhood’s junior pilot, but no thing or no body could compare to the dashing site of masculinity that greeted me with his saluting penis at that moment. I realized that I was the luckiest girl in the galaxy to have such a handsome and open-minded lover.

“Sit down in the chair.” I wiggled my hips suggestively as I approached him, straddling and impaling myself on his cum-glistened cock. I began to gently rock back and forth, tossing back my hair and purring, “Hmm, yes, that’s it. Fondle my ass and suck my nipples the way I like.”

Robin chuckled and quickly obeyed. “Yes, ma’am!”

I squealed with delight. The room definitely was heating up. My vocalizations joined the in the chorus of moans and sighs as the discipline session became an all-out orgy. Everyone seemed to be enjoying himself or herself or itself except for Scarlet Willie. He sat back on his haunches and began to whine. “Oh, I’m all alone at an orgy, I’m handcuffed, and yet everybody is ignoring me!”
I slowly corkscrewed my hips around Robin’s cock, savoring the pleasurable sensations deep in my cunt. “You have only yourself to blame, Willie,” I said at last taking pity on his dilemma. “If you’d been honest with us all along about your royal connections, we commoners wouldn’t be so ticked off at you.”

Chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster will be released August 15, 2015, from eXtasy Books.
Chapters 9 and 10 should follow in September and October.

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Enjoy My Sexy Saturday!



A J said...

"Androids. Everybody needs good androids..." Great stuff!

Celine said...

LOL!! I think you're referring to the action in Chapter 9 rather than this excerpt, AJ. ;)