Happy 100th My Sexy Saturday!

Woo-hoo! It's been 100 weeks of  the My Sexy Saturday blog hop. This anniversary week's theme is "We're Sexy Hot!"

What does that mean? It means we can publish excerpts on whatever we feel is "hot". We can post an excerpt from a work-in-progress or one of our published works. I'm currently  wrapping up my Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures serial, so I thought I'd post some fun and sexy paragraphs from the last chapter that I'm still working on, Chapter 10--Brandi Strikes Back! (Chapter 8--Brandi Courts Disaster will be released August 15, 2015 from eXtasy Books. Chapter 9--To Lay the Dirty Queen should release in September, and Chapter 10 in October. That's the plan.)

 Here's the overall series synopsis:

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!


You can find purchase links to the first seven chapters of Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures at eXtasy Books: http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne 
   

You can read excerpts from the serial at Brandi's own blog site:  http://brandi-whyne.blogspot.com 

Here's an excerpt from my work-in-progress, Brandi Strikes Back!

Scene set up: Brandi tries to convince the horny Prince Juanito that she has to stop an invasion by her android replicas that he created.

"Saving this world—this universe—is more important than you getting laid again.” I softened my tone when I saw how hurt he looked at my rebuff. I squeezed his hand and gave him a peck on the cheek. “All right, we can enjoy quickie after I get back from saving everyone’s bacon. Deal?”

“Deal.” He returned my friendly buss with another tonsil-tickling, body-tingling episode and then let me go. “Wanna know what’s the third thing you can’t do on your list?”

“My list?” I shook my head to clear it.  “Oh, I thought you’d shot down everything on it already.”

“No, the last thing you wanted to accomplish was to clear your name and reputation in front of the media. It’s never going to happen, Brandi Whyne, and you of all people should realize that it’s impossible.”

“Why is that?”

 “Because I’ve been vidtaping us getting it on for sale on my adults-only web site… I’m going to be a zillionaire in a few hours!” His maniacal laughter sent chills up my spine. “You have a first rate naughty reputation throughout the galaxy, and there’s nothing that’s ever going to change it.”

I shrugged. “True. Just as long as everyone thinks I’m your garden variety, sex-crazed nymphomaniac and not a heartless kidnapper I can live with it.” I winked and blew him a kiss as I backed out the door. “A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do sometimes.”

Read more of Brandi's Erotic Adventures at eXtasy Books today! 

http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne

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My Sexy Best from Brandi Courts Disaster!

This week’s theme of My Sexy Saturday is Our Sexy Best. The second line from Tina Turner's song The Best really carries this theme: Better than all the rest. This line is what this theme is all about.

This theme has no genre, no rules except that the characters know their other half is better than all the rest. They may have had lovers before but nothing compares to the lover they are with now. 

I thought I'd demonstrate this "Better than all the rest" theme with a short excerpt from a work-in-progress. Currently I'm finishing up the "last three chapters" (chapters 8 - 10)  in the continuing saga of Brandi Whyne. Brandi has been through a lot (and slept with her fair share of sex partners) as a junior pilot/ship's disciplinarian aboard the space pirate vessel, the Pulsating Purple Parsnip, but if there's one lover she absolutely adores above all others it's her captain, Robin Manhood.

 Here's the general synopsis of the serial:

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!


You can find purchase links to the first seven chapters in The Incredibly Erotic Adventures of Brandi Whyne  at eXtasy Books: http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne 
You can read excerpts from the serial at Brandi's own blog site: 
http://brandi-whyne.blogspot.com


The synopsis of my work-in-progress, Chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster:

In Chapter 8, the space pirates long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little demonstration and another great orgy later, the Triple P arrives at Old Terra and comes under attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing, and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?

An excerpt from chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster, in which Brandi--acting as ship's disciplinarian--attempts to teach their less-than-truthful second in commander a lesson with a little help from her lover, Captain Robin Manhood, at an orgy :

“Please disrobe, Captain. You will help me illustrate the importance of truthfulness to Commander Dickinson.”

“As you wish.” Robin chuckled as he shimmied out of his trousers. His dark eyes flashed wickedly, revealing his enormous erection. “How may I help you, Counselor Brandi?”

Goddess above! Did I ever love my lover’s cock! Sure, I had had the pleasure of being fucked by the vast majority of the crew and others sentient beings since I became Robin Manhood’s junior pilot, but no thing or no body could compare to the dashing site of masculinity that greeted me with his saluting penis at that moment. I realized that I was the luckiest girl in the galaxy to have such a handsome and open-minded lover.

“Sit down in the chair.” I wiggled my hips suggestively as I approached him, straddling and impaling myself on his cum-glistened cock. I began to gently rock back and forth, tossing back my hair and purring, “Hmm, yes, that’s it. Fondle my ass and suck my nipples the way I like.”

Robin chuckled and quickly obeyed. “Yes, ma’am!”

I squealed with delight. The room definitely was heating up. My vocalizations joined the in the chorus of moans and sighs as the discipline session became an all-out orgy. Everyone seemed to be enjoying himself or herself or itself except for Scarlet Willie. He sat back on his haunches and began to whine. “Oh, I’m all alone at an orgy, I’m handcuffed, and yet everybody is ignoring me!”

I slowly corkscrewed my hips around Robin’s cock, savoring the pleasurable sensations deep in my cunt. “You have only yourself to blame, Willie,” I said at last taking pity on his dilemma. “If you’d been honest with us all along about your royal connections, we commoners wouldn’t be so ticked off at you.”

Chapter 8, Brandi Courts Disaster will be released August 15, 2015, from eXtasy Books. http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne
Chapters 9 and 10 should follow in September and October.

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My Sexy Saturday--A Sexy First on a Party Spaceship!

Welcome to another addition of My Sexy Saturday! This week's theme is "a sexy first", and what could be sexier than your first time at an alien orgy on a party spaceship, right?

Here's a seven paragraph excerpt from my latest SF/time travel erotic-romance release in The Time Surfer series. From Fooling Around with the Future...

Fooling Around With the Future

http://www.extasybooks.com/Fooling-Around-with-the-Future/

Celine Chatillon
ISBN #:978-1-4874-0118-4

Word Count:29245

Page Count: 141

Heat Level:

Categories: Erotic Romance Paranormal Timetravel

 

Excerpt set up: Shelby is invited to the "dance floor" by Reks, a Saurian bartender who mixes one very potent cocktail. Luckily for her, her boyfriend Quentin knows the ropes.

Shelby furrowed her brow. Her brain had turned into a giant cotton ball, her thinking fuzzy and her logic soft. “Now that you mention it… You’re right. There’s no dance floor. There’s just lots of pillows—and bodies rolling about on the floor on top of other bodies. Is that what they consider dancing in these parts?”

Quentin nodded and smiled. “Smart girl. Are you sure you’re ready for a sexual encounter with a Saurian? They’ve been known to be quite rough on their sexual partners.”

Reks flung a scaly arm about her shoulders and pulled her close. “Hey, buddy, she’s an adult of her species, right? She can make up her own mind about inter-species sex. She seems very open-minded and not the least bit prejudiced against green people.”

“I have nothing against green people,” Shelby began slowly, “but I’m a bit new to this alien group sex thing, Reks. Perhaps Quentin should accompany us.”

Both male human and male Saurian eyes widened with surprise. “You don’t say?” Reks scratched what she’d loosely term his chin with a long nail, his tongue darting in and out. “I’ve heard about Terran threesomes. I must say I’m flattered. As long as your friend is okay with it, I’m game.”

“I’m okay with it,” Quentin said after a long pause. He whispered in her ear, “You sure you don’t want to experience your first threesome with another human?”

“Who says it’s my first?” Shelby stood taller and lifted her chin in the air. “I’m not a total bumpkin. I attended a large state university, you know.”

 Available now from eXtasy Books, Part 1 in The Time Surfer Series, Playing with the Past : http://www.extasybooks.com/Playing-with-the-Past/


And book 2, Fooling Around with the Future: http://www.extasybooks.com/Fooling-Around-with-the-Future/

Series page link: http://www.extasybooks.com/the-time-surfer

Enjoy My Sexy Saturday!

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