Saturday, July 11, 2015

Happy 100th My Sexy Saturday!

Woo-hoo! It's been 100 weeks of  the My Sexy Saturday blog hop. This anniversary week's theme is "We're Sexy Hot!"

What does that mean? It means we can publish excerpts on whatever we feel is "hot". We can post an excerpt from a work-in-progress or one of our published works. I'm currently  wrapping up my Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures serial, so I thought I'd post some fun and sexy paragraphs from the last chapter that I'm still working on, Chapter 10--Brandi Strikes Back! (Chapter 8--Brandi Courts Disaster will be released August 15, 2015 from eXtasy Books. Chapter 9--To Lay the Dirty Queen should release in September, and Chapter 10 in October. That's the plan.)

 Here's the overall series synopsis:

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

You can find purchase links to the first seven chapters of Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures at eXtasy Books: 

You can read excerpts from the serial at Brandi's own blog site: 

Here's an excerpt from my work-in-progress, Brandi Strikes Back!

Scene set up: Brandi tries to convince the horny Prince Juanito that she has to stop an invasion by her android replicas that he created.

"Saving this world—this universe—is more important than you getting laid again.” I softened my tone when I saw how hurt he looked at my rebuff. I squeezed his hand and gave him a peck on the cheek. “All right, we can enjoy quickie after I get back from saving everyone’s bacon. Deal?”

“Deal.” He returned my friendly buss with another tonsil-tickling, body-tingling episode and then let me go. “Wanna know what’s the third thing you can’t do on your list?”

“My list?” I shook my head to clear it.  “Oh, I thought you’d shot down everything on it already.”

“No, the last thing you wanted to accomplish was to clear your name and reputation in front of the media. It’s never going to happen, Brandi Whyne, and you of all people should realize that it’s impossible.”

“Why is that?”

 “Because I’ve been vidtaping us getting it on for sale on my adults-only web site… I’m going to be a zillionaire in a few hours!” His maniacal laughter sent chills up my spine. “You have a first rate naughty reputation throughout the galaxy, and there’s nothing that’s ever going to change it.”

I shrugged. “True. Just as long as everyone thinks I’m your garden variety, sex-crazed nymphomaniac and not a heartless kidnapper I can live with it.” I winked and blew him a kiss as I backed out the door. “A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do sometimes.”

Read more of Brandi's Erotic Adventures at eXtasy Books today! 

Have a great 100th My Sexy Saturday blog hop!


A J said...

"Just as long as everyone thinks I’m your garden variety, sex-crazed nymphomaniac and not a heartless kidnapper I can live with it.” Love it! =)

Celine said...

Thanks, AJ. Yeah, what's not to love about your garden-variety, sex-crazed nympho, right? Brandi is the coolest chick in the entire universe! :)