What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest?
Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin
Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that
long, you know it’s going to be
filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!
In Chapter 8, the space pirates
long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first,
Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little
demonstration and another great orgy later, the Triple P arrives at Old Terra and comes under
attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing,
and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?
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(Read more about Brandi at her blog: http://brandi-whyne.blogspot.com )
(Read more about Brandi at her blog: http://brandi-whyne.blogspot.com )
An excerpt from Brandi Courts Disaster--where Brandi must "discipline" Scarlett Willie and Captain Robin Manhood.
What could I to do
with these two horny superior officers standing before me? They needed to be
taught the ways of etiquette and how to treat a lady.
Of course, born of
humble birth, I was no lady. But I was all woman, deserving nothing less
than their best manners.
“On your knees, you
scurvy dogs. Now!” I grabbed the short whip off the podium, the one my teacher
and lover Zelda had bestowed upon me before she left the Triple P. I
gave the whip a good crack near their ears. They did as they were told. The
crowd hushed and leaned forward, drooling with expectation.
“Be careful with
that thing. I’m deaf now in that ear,” Willie moaned.
I strolled toward
him and smacked the whip playfully across his buttocks. “Better?”
Willie flinched,
but smiled. “Much better.”
I turned to Robin
and noticed his serious expression and rigid posture. “Captain, you have
assumed the correct position and seem ready to accept your discipline. Is that
correct?”
“Aye, aye, Madam
Ship’s Counselor. I will accept discipline as you see fit to give it.”
I leaned closer to
him and rubbed my aching breasts against his shoulders. “You seem a bit too
eager to accept punishment, Captain, which makes me a bit suspicious.”
That seemed to
catch him off guard. He raised a dark eyebrow. “Suspicious? Why,
I’m only trying to cooperate fully, madam.”
I took my nipples, which pointed through the
thin silk of my poet’s shirt, and slowly rubbed them against his back. I was
satisfied to hear his breathing increase in expectation. “You wish to
demonstrate the wisdom in following orders and in not contradicting the officer
in charge,” I murmured.
He nodded.
“Exactly.”
I quickly removed
my shirt and tossed it aside, allowing my cut-out lace bra to force my bared
breasts higher. The audience politely applauded. I then did likewise and
removed Robin’s green top. “So, if one cooperates,” I began as I danced my
nipples across the bare skin of his back, “one would hope to be rewarded for
one’s obedience, yes?”
Robin moaned as he
leaned back against me. “Hmm, yes, one would hope.”
from eXtasy Books.
Enjoy your My Sexy Saturday!
2 comments:
Yayyy for Brandi! =)
LOL!! Yay for A.J. It's great to have a fan like you, sir. ;)
Here's hoping Brandi Courts Disaster attracts a few more fans like you. :)
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