Saturday, August 15, 2015

My Sexy Saturday: An Excerpt from Brandi Courts Disaster

Welcome to this week's My Sexy Saturday post. This week's theme is "My Sexy Boyfriend." Well, Brandi has more than one boyfriend, and she teaches them both a sexy lesson in my latest release from eXtasy Books...

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

In Chapter 8, the space pirates long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first, Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little demonstration and another great orgy later, the Triple P arrives at Old Terra and comes under attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing, and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?

You can purchase chapters 1 - 7 at eXtasy Books, Amazon and wherever fine e-books are sold! Click this link for the best price: Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures
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An excerpt from Brandi Courts Disaster--where Brandi must "discipline" Scarlett Willie and Captain Robin Manhood.

What could I to do with these two horny superior officers standing before me? They needed to be taught the ways of etiquette and how to treat a lady.

Of course, born of humble birth, I was no lady. But I was all woman, deserving nothing less than their best manners.

“On your knees, you scurvy dogs. Now!” I grabbed the short whip off the podium, the one my teacher and lover Zelda had bestowed upon me before she left the Triple P. I gave the whip a good crack near their ears. They did as they were told. The crowd hushed and leaned forward, drooling with expectation.

“Be careful with that thing. I’m deaf now in that ear,” Willie moaned.

I strolled toward him and smacked the whip playfully across his buttocks. “Better?”

Willie flinched, but smiled. “Much better.”

I turned to Robin and noticed his serious expression and rigid posture. “Captain, you have assumed the correct position and seem ready to accept your discipline. Is that correct?”

“Aye, aye, Madam Ship’s Counselor. I will accept discipline as you see fit to give it.”

I leaned closer to him and rubbed my aching breasts against his shoulders. “You seem a bit too eager to accept punishment, Captain, which makes me a bit suspicious.”

That seemed to catch him off guard. He raised a dark eyebrow. “Suspicious? Why, I’m only trying to cooperate fully, madam.”

 I took my nipples, which pointed through the thin silk of my poet’s shirt, and slowly rubbed them against his back. I was satisfied to hear his breathing increase in expectation. “You wish to demonstrate the wisdom in following orders and in not contradicting the officer in charge,” I murmured.

He nodded. “Exactly.”

I quickly removed my shirt and tossed it aside, allowing my cut-out lace bra to force my bared breasts higher. The audience politely applauded. I then did likewise and removed Robin’s green top. “So, if one cooperates,” I began as I danced my nipples across the bare skin of his back, “one would hope to be rewarded for one’s obedience, yes?”

Robin moaned as he leaned back against me. “Hmm, yes, one would hope.”



A J said...

Yayyy for Brandi! =)

Celine said...

LOL!! Yay for A.J. It's great to have a fan like you, sir. ;)

Here's hoping Brandi Courts Disaster attracts a few more fans like you. :)